a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)
That’s exactly the appropriate response.
i love how tumblr is like personally offended by 50 shades of grey
or maybe its because its an incredibly unhealthy but extremely popular representation of the bdsm lifestyle and is going to spell disaster for millions of young couples trying it out for the first time after seeing the movie
All of the above.
I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay
and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet
so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”
and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me
This is my absolute all-time favourite Python skit