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1:57am July 29, 2014

theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

1:18am July 29, 2014

vanillish:

ok but consider this

  • who cares
12:39am July 29, 2014
seifukucat:

sir could you just calm down for a second

seifukucat:

sir could you just calm down for a second

11:21pm July 28, 2014

killedmycatatemytailor:

monobeartheater:

infinitefandoms:

strangerinsidethetardis:

fairgroundsoldier:

i love how tumblr is like personally offended by 50 shades of grey

#we all read better fanfiction

#we all WRITE better fanfiction

or maybe its because its an incredibly unhealthy but extremely popular representation of the bdsm lifestyle and is going to spell disaster for millions of young couples trying it out for the first time after seeing the movie

All of the above.

10:42pm July 28, 2014

basiacat:

when ur thirsty for fic but you have quite fucking literally read every single quality fanfiction for the pairing

10:03pm July 28, 2014
steampoweredcupcake:

can someone write a book about this
people who track wishes and assign agents to make them happen
like a sci-fi fairy godmother sort of thing

steampoweredcupcake:

can someone write a book about this

people who track wishes and assign agents to make them happen

like a sci-fi fairy godmother sort of thing

9:24pm July 28, 2014

komanidai:

maybe we all stopped using XD because we stopped being capable of that kind of happiness 

8:45pm July 28, 2014

itsbetterthananal:

im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it

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8:06pm July 28, 2014

thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

7:28pm July 28, 2014

mugglebornheadcanon:

254.  Muggleborns finding bulk sales of different kinds of snacks and bringing them to Hogwarts and selling them to purebloods, who are amazed that one crisp could taste like cheesy garlic bread.

6:49pm July 28, 2014

bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

6:10pm July 28, 2014

“It’s not our job to toughen our children up to face a cruel and heartless world. It’s our job to raise children who will make the world a little less cruel and heartless.”

— (via psych-facts)
8:26am July 27, 2014

This is my absolute all-time favourite Python skit

7:47am July 27, 2014

mugglebornheadcanon:

232. Muggleborns setting up a Movie Critics/Appretiation Club and dragging all the purebloods and less informed half bloods to watch all the classic movies.

7:08am July 27, 2014

mugglebornheadcanon:

234. Some muggleborns that watch Doctor Who enchant screwdrivers to be like a sonic one whenever they go back to Hogwarts. Then amaze their friends with them when they get home.